zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

Sep 23 21:45 ( 613498 )

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

Sep 23 18:39 ( 66079 )

fnhfal:

Syrian civil war 

Sep 22 22:10 ( 11041 )

havocados:

basedgaben:

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.

When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.

But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.

To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.

I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

Sep 22 21:59 ( 176155 )
Sep 22 21:57 ( 408090 )

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

skeletonmeme:

bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch

hes chillin

I guess you can say it sent chills down your bones.

Sep 22 21:51 ( 24873 )

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Sep 22 21:49 ( 82928 )

wrapi:

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

image

Sep 22 19:09 ( 25179 )

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Sep 21 22:05 ( 161810 )

deebeeus:

La “V”-ita è bella.

2005 Gibson Flying V.

Sep 21 22:03 ( 453 )

anotheropti:

Trevor Gordon Hall is a gift. Also, that Schwartz is beautiful.

Sep 21 20:50 ( 2 )

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

Sep 21 16:33 ( 20108 )
Sep 20 21:56 ( 86675 )

How I Met Your Mother deleted scene. (x)

Sep 20 19:29 ( 3633 )
Sep 20 17:50 ( 52098 )
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